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Felicia Michaels

I've fallen on my knees and raised my hand, but that's all I'm coping to..

Felicia Michaels Felicia Michaels

HERE'S THE SKINNY...CAME INTO THE WORLD AN ARMY BRAT, MOVED HERE, MOVED THERE, LANDED ON THE COLORADO FOOTHILLS, NEAR THE CORNER OF TRAILER PARK AND MILITARY HOUSING. LEARNED TO LOAD A GUN, DODGE A SOCIAL WORKER AND FORMULATE AN EXIT PLAN. ESCAPE CAME VIA THE DOORS OF A STRIP JOINT COINED THE PEPPERMINT LOUNGE. MET A COMIC, BECAME A COMIC, WON THIS, WON THAT, THEN SHOWED SOME PINK IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. MARRIED MY COMEDY MANAGER, QUIT THE BIZ, GREW SOME KIDS, AND DRESSED UP FANCY FOR HOLLYWOOD BRUNCHES. SHOPPED, BOUGHT, AND PRETENDED TO BE CHATTY ABOUT ART, FURNITURE AND IRONY, AGAIN I NEEDED AN EXIT PLAN. TODAY, I'M A SINGLE MOM, A PROFFESIONAL STAND UP COMIC, PROUD TO HAVE WALKED AMONGST THE COMEDY GREAT, PROUDER THAT I'VE LAUGHED LOUD AS HELL WITH THE WOUNDED..