Mark Feigenbutz

"This is my channel's tagline." - Mark Feigenbutz

Mark Feigenbutz Mark Feigenbutz

This is an “About Section”. The purpose of an “About Section” is to tell you, in a roundabout way, all about something. However, the whereabouts of the “something” about which this “About Section” is supposed to be, seem to be out and about. It is for this reason that I cannot disclose exactly what the “something” is. That is not to say, however, that I cannot disclose exactly what the “something” is not. In fact, I can. The “something” is not nothing – or, at least, I think it is (I think it is not, that is). One would think (the “one” being me) that if the “something” were nothing then nothing would not be unable to disclose exactly what the “something” is – which, in fact, I am. So, the “something” is most definitely (or almost definitely) not nothing – or, at least, I’m fairly certain. In addition, I do not think the “something” is either anything or everything or/nor do I think the “something” is neither anything nor everything. “Still,” you ask, “what exactly is the ‘something’?” Well, I think I remember (before I forget – remind me to remind myself to remember) stating that I cannot disclose exactly what the “something” is; if you insist on knowing everything about the “something”, I will tell you nothing – which, in fact, I will. - Mark Feigenbutz