Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen from Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen (2:28)
Paris seeks the advice of the most esteemed fake president of our generation.

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Even Prime Ministers get jealous.
 
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a Felony from That Happened!
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a... (1:16)
Be careful pulling out.
 
The Financial Crisis Explained from Quiet Library
The Financial Crisis Explained (2:42)
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McCain's Roommates Ep. 3 from FOD Team
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John's been pretty down lately....
 
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn from That Happened!
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn (1:39)
They had to cut to commercial when she started eating.
 
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Check out SNL's new Sarah Palin sketch starring Tina Fey, Queen Latifah, and Jason Sudekis!

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Stand-up from Mitch Hedberg.
 
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Yee-haw indeed.
 
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A rap song by motherfuckin' Jon Lajoie.

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Sex Drive with Seth Green from thathouse
Sex Drive with Seth Green (1:44)
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Kurt and Courtney by Kimberly McBride from Kimberly McBride
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Blue Screen Test
 
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"Don't" PSA  from MagicHugs
"Don't" PSA (1:53)
Just don't do it.
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"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
"The next time you pray for something like a bumper crop of apples be sure to do it OUTSIDE of the car."
- rizzie
"I have a delivery for a Snow White....no it doesn't say who it's from"
"After multiple turnovers, the car landed in a lake. Cops and bobbers are conducting a rescue mission."
"And Sebastian set out with his apples and a map. He didn't need the map for he had committed to memory the location of the caramel factory."
"Still a virgin at 35, Johnny figured this was the only way he could stick it in cider."
"an apple a day keeps el migra away..."
"Fuck you, they were on sale."
"GRANNY SMITHS CAR"
"With the current economy, John decided that investing in apples was much smarter than taking his chances on the stock market."
"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
                     
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