is the author of the humor blog Confessions of a Fat Bastard: A Tail-All Diary. He flunked dog obedience school and holds a four-paws master’s in foods. In his spare time, he writes poetry and paints “pawlicks.” His artwork is getting published by Phenix and Phenix for Austin Makes a Book. Buddy’s goal in life is to have his own shrine of diet books and exercise DVDs at Barnes and Noble. www.twitter.com/fatbastardrules http//www.fatbastardrules.blogspot.com www.myspace.com/confessionsofafatbastard www.youtube.com/fatbastardtv Join the Fat Bastard Facebook fan club & friend him!