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is the author of the humor blog Confessions of a Fat Bastard: A Tail-All Diary. He flunked dog obedience school and holds a four-paws master’s in foods. In his spare time, he writes poetry and paints “pawlicks.” His artwork is getting published by Phenix and Phenix for Austin Makes a Book....
more >is the author of the humor blog Confessions of a Fat Bastard: A Tail-All Diary. He flunked dog obedience school and holds a four-paws master’s in foods. In his spare time, he writes poetry and paints “pawlicks.” His artwork is getting published by Phenix and Phenix for Austin Makes a Book. Buddy’s goal in life is to have his own shrine of diet books and exercise DVDs at Barnes and Noble.
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The adventures of Buddy (Fat Bastard) Beagle. Buddy makes a brave decision to do his part in saving the planet.
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by FatBastard, Tuesday April 7, 2009
 CONFESSION #1: Fat Bastards eat shit. It doesn't matter if the hot feces is theirs or another bitches. They love waste matter. Enjoy the taste and the smell. Fat Bastards can tolerate it. They are drooling wicked badasses who hump Victoria's Secrets big-ass pink and white polka dot dogs. When you're a Fat Bastard like Buddy the Beagle, you can chomp down, inhale shit and no one is gonna mess with ya. Why? Cuz, Fat Bastards rule!Â
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