We do stuff. In high school, we made techno remixes with Arnold Schwarzenegger sound-bites and made a small fortune. Then in college we shaved a kids head, painted him green, and hosed him down in his jock strap. That got on MTV, VH1, the BBC, and people in Tokyo even wanted a piece of him. We made more videos. Got some of them on Comedy Central. Some have gone viral. Some nobody has heard of. We make videos, comics, do standup, music, events, and anything else for attention. Please give us money to make a TV show or a movie. This is our job and there’s no backup plan. Also, we love animals and once volunteered at a soup kitchen.