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Bruce Lee's not dead! He's just fat and addicted to porn. But he's about to go one-on-one with his natural nemesis: the ...
more >Bruce Lee's not dead! He's just fat and addicted to porn. But he's about to go one-on-one with his natural nemesis: the depraved R2D2 of Star Wars fame. It's expert kung fu vs ... well, steely resistance as Bruce's one-inch punch meets R2's three-inch thick casing. Bad dubbing, obscene subtitles, a massive guest star and ripped-off jokes from almost every cult film and cartoon ever made make this an all-singing, all-dancing clash of the titans. Killer quote: "Where’s my head? Why can’t I feel my head?!"
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| Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction takes on Rainman Dustin Hoffman in a violent and hilarious fight to the death. Some o... more >Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction takes on Rainman Dustin Hoffman in a violent and hilarious fight to the death. Some of the moves are so funny they're retarded. < lessviews: 456 |
| Al Pacino from Scarface takes on Meg Ryan from When Harry met Sally in this tale of domestic bliss gone horribly, horrib... more >Al Pacino from Scarface takes on Meg Ryan from When Harry met Sally in this tale of domestic bliss gone horribly, horribly wrong. When their pillowtalk broaches the controversial subject of the female orgasm, an argument begins that can only climax (ahem) with a gruesome fight to the death. Killer quote: “How would you know, bubblehead?” < lessviews: 824 |
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