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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
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Welcome to the Company from Mike Leffingwell
Welcome to the Company (03:16)

“Ben Stillerish” or not…I thought it was funny. You got my vote.

(posted about 3 days ago)

 
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Space Shuttle Snacks from WhitestKidsUKnow_Fan
Space Shuttle Snacks (03:36)

I’m lying in my hotel room on vacation and giggling my ass off at this. I feel a kinship with you after Budweiser ripped us both off. Keep on trucking with the goods boys, it’s awesome.

(posted about 7 days ago)

 
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Read them backwards from the first post to the most recent post…totally original, no matter WHAT anyone at FOD says.

(posted about 25 days ago)

 
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E NUMBER EIGHT AND NINE KISS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP RALLY THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED

THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!!

E NUMBER EIGHT AND NINE KISS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP RALLY THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED

THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!!

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(posted about 25 days ago)

 
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WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL

NUMBER ONE BEATS THE HELL OUTTA OF NUMBER TWO, KICKS THE CRAP OUTTA OF NUMBER THREE GIVES NUMBER FOUR A WEDGIE, AND MAKES NUMBER FIVE TOUCH DOG DOO NUMBER SIX SWITCHES SCHOOL DISTRICTS CAUSE HE’S TERRORIZED BY ONE,

THEN ONE TOOK A POLA... more >

WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL

NUMBER ONE BEATS THE HELL OUTTA OF NUMBER TWO, KICKS THE CRAP OUTTA OF NUMBER THREE GIVES NUMBER FOUR A WEDGIE, AND MAKES NUMBER FIVE TOUCH DOG DOO NUMBER SIX SWITCHES SCHOOL DISTRICTS CAUSE HE’S TERRORIZED BY ONE,

THEN ONE TOOK A POLAROID OF NUMBER SEVEN’S WEINER AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET MADE NUMBER EIGHT AND NINE KISS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP RALLY THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED

THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!!

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(posted about 25 days ago)

 
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BEST AND NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT BUT ONE THING YOU CAN REST ASSURE OF, AS SURE AS THE RISING SUN BY BEIN’ BORN IN AMERICA, YOU’RE ALREADY NUMBER ONE

GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN’T SPEAK CHINESE, JOHN ADAMS DIDN’T SPEAK DUTCH I SAW THE FAKE EIFFEL TOWER IN VEGAS, I DIDN’T CARE FOR IT MUCH

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BEST AND NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT BUT ONE THING YOU CAN REST ASSURE OF, AS SURE AS THE RISING SUN BY BEIN’ BORN IN AMERICA, YOU’RE ALREADY NUMBER ONE

GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN’T SPEAK CHINESE, JOHN ADAMS DIDN’T SPEAK DUTCH I SAW THE FAKE EIFFEL TOWER IN VEGAS, I DIDN’T CARE FOR IT MUCH

THE FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL

NUMBER ONE BEATS THE HELL OUTTA OF NUMBER TWO, KICKS THE CRAP OUTTA OF NUMBER THREE GIVES NUMBER FOUR A WEDGIE, AND MAKES NUMBER FIVE TOUCH DOG DOO NUMBER SIX SWITCHES SCHOOL DISTRICTS CAUSE HE’S TERRORIZED BY ONE,

THEN ONE TOOK A POLAROID OF NUMBER SEVEN’S WEINER AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET MADE NUMBER EIGHT AND NINE KISS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP RALLY THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED

THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!!

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(posted about 25 days ago)

 
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a COMPLETELY original work-Luke Felson (really…I wrote it from scratch, it’s all mine…NOBODY else wrote this or had ANYTHING to do with it. It’s mine. I’m the sole creator. That’s it.)

THE CRY OF A NEWBORN BABY FILLS THE HOSPITAL ROOM A TIRED, BUT PROUD MOM AND DAD LOOK ON

THE DAD SAYS “SON WE’... more >

a COMPLETELY original work-Luke Felson (really…I wrote it from scratch, it’s all mine…NOBODY else wrote this or had ANYTHING to do with it. It’s mine. I’m the sole creator. That’s it.)

THE CRY OF A NEWBORN BABY FILLS THE HOSPITAL ROOM A TIRED, BUT PROUD MOM AND DAD LOOK ON

THE DAD SAYS “SON WE’RE GONNA NAME YOU T.J. AND I HOPE YOU GROW UP STRONG DO YOUR BEST AND NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT BUT ONE THING YOU CAN REST ASSURE OF, AS SURE AS THE RISING SUN BY BEIN’ BORN IN AMERICA, YOU’RE ALREADY NUMBER ONE

GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN’T SPEAK CHINESE, JOHN ADAMS DIDN’T SPEAK DUTCH I SAW THE FAKE EIFFEL TOWER IN VEGAS, I DIDN’T CARE FOR IT MUCH

THE FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL

NUMBER ONE BEATS THE HELL OUTTA OF NUMBER TWO, KICKS THE CRAP OUTTA OF NUMBER THREE GIVES NUMBER FOUR A WEDGIE, AND MAKES NUMBER FIVE TOUCH DOG DOO NUMBER SIX SWITCHES SCHOOL DISTRICTS CAUSE HE’S TERRORIZED BY ONE,

THEN ONE TOOK A POLAROID OF NUMBER SEVEN’S WEINER AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET MADE NUMBER EIGHT AND NINE KISS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP RALLY THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED

THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!!

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(posted about 25 days ago)

 
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Halloween costume.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Last resort plastic surgery for Sarah Jessica Parker…it improved her looks slightly.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Actually, the line is “More open TO double penetration”. lol. Thanks for watching!

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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After seeing an episode of sex in the city, the four doctors thought seriously about placing the malignant tumors back in Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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An artists rendering of Sarah Jessica Parker’s cellulite problem.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Sarah Jessica Parker gets a new haircut

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Sarah Jessica Parker gets a preview of what her career would have been, had she not had sex with the devil.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Thanks for watching my stuff, Amy! Glad you liked it.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s first litter. (it may not be a “funny” caption, but it’s true).

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Okay. ??

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Thank you Erica! ...and I like your shoes!

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Hey long! Took the steetfighter video down…for all I know, they stole it for their idea “The foot fist way”. LOL.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Doin’ good! How ‘bout you?

(posted about 1 months ago)