extra frenulum

a COMPLETELY original work-Luke Felson
(really...I wrote it from scratch, it's all mine...NOBODY else wrote this or had ANYTHING to do with it. It's mine. I'm the sole creator. That's it.)

THE CRY OF A NEWBORN BABY
FILLS THE HOSPITAL ROOM
A TIRED, BUT PROUD MOM AND DAD LOOK
ON

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a COMPLETELY original work-Luke Felson
(really...I wrote it from scratch, it's all mine...NOBODY else wrote this or had ANYTHING to do with it. It's mine. I'm the sole creator. That's it.)

THE CRY OF A NEWBORN BABY
FILLS THE HOSPITAL ROOM
A TIRED, BUT PROUD MOM AND DAD LOOK
ON

THE DAD SAYS "SON WE’RE
GONNA NAME YOU T.J.
AND I HOPE YOU GROW UP STRONG
DO YOUR BEST AND NEVER BACK DOWN
FROM A FIGHT
BUT ONE THING YOU CAN REST ASSURE
OF, AS SURE AS THE RISING SUN
BY BEIN’ BORN IN AMERICA, YOU’RE
ALREADY NUMBER ONE”

GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN’T SPEAK
CHINESE, JOHN ADAMS DIDN’T SPEAK
DUTCH
I SAW THE FAKE EIFFEL TOWER IN
VEGAS, I DIDN’T CARE FOR IT MUCH

THE FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON
F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE
WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN,
YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL

NUMBER ONE BEATS THE HELL OUTTA OF
NUMBER TWO,
KICKS THE CRAP OUTTA OF NUMBER
THREE
GIVES NUMBER FOUR A WEDGIE,
AND MAKES NUMBER FIVE TOUCH DOG DOO
NUMBER SIX SWITCHES SCHOOL
DISTRICTS
CAUSE HE’S TERRORIZED BY ONE,

THEN ONE TOOK A POLAROID OF NUMBER
SEVEN’S WEINER AND PUT IT ON THE
INTERNET
MADE NUMBER EIGHT AND NINE KISS IN
FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP
RALLY
THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE
WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT
HAPPENED

THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON
F’IN RED, F’IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE
WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN,
YOU’RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!! < less