ericaguaca

I'm pretty much a 6 who compensates with kitschy humor like Sharpies, self deprecating jokes, mustaches, and animal imitation videos. If cool were a color, it would be black. And I would be burnt orange. You may have found that analogy clever.... more »

I'm pretty much a 6 who compensates with kitschy humor like Sharpies, self deprecating jokes, mustaches, and animal imitation videos. If cool were a color, it would be black. And I would be burnt orange. You may have found that analogy clever. That's because I stole it from Chuck Klosterman. I stay up too late. I don't write Christmas cards. I rarely wash my face before I sleep. I drink too fast. I don't balance my checkbook. If you asked me to define post-modernism, I couldn't. Sometimes I can be funny. Not funny like the guy who writes the Do's and Dont's section in VICE magazine, but funny like, watching a dog attack his own leg. I am completely ignorant to politics. I don't watch TV. If I had to sum myself up in one sentence, it would be, "I try to avoid carbs, but I fail." « less