When I was born the left half of my body was fully developed. The other half took 18 years to catch up. With half a developed brain I was able to begin attending Harvard when I was 6. When I was 13 I invented the Traf which is sucking a fart back up into your butt. As a modern Taoist I believe in balance so I spend exactly 50% of my time being good and 50% being evil.