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Twitter helps me find my inner Internet.

When I was born the left half of my body was fully developed. The other half took 18 years to catch up. With half a developed brain I was able to begin attending Harvard when I was 6. When I was 13 I invented the Traf which is sucking a fart back up into your butt. As a modern Taoist I believe in balance so I spend exactly 50% of my time being good and 50% being evil.