ElPrivates

Therumors are true. While on tour in Iceland, promoting their groundbreaking self titled album (available in retail stores and online), El Privates plane vanished from the radar and nothing has been found since. The events turned from a search and rescue, to a search and recovery late this morning. When contacted for comment they could not be reached. Hopefully with time El Privates will bementioned in the same breath asotherdeceased musicians such as Elvis, Lennon, Ray Charles, and John Coug...

Hello all! With the release of our new single next month (Morning Mahogany). I wanted to let everyone know that our previous recordings are available for your repeated listening pleasure at iTunes, Amazon.com, Target.com, Napster, Verizon Vcast, CDbaby.com, all Newbury Comics locations, and possibly other place we don't know about. Your stimulus checks are in the mail, so go ahead and stimulate. We've got songs that will increase your stamina in bed by at least 30 seconds, which may be double...