Picture Should You Wear Pants Today?
Added Should You Wear Pants Today?
In the event that you should ever have trouble deciding if today is a day you have to put on pants, this should help guide you through one of life's great struggles.
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Picture You know what's creepy? Decal families...
Added You know what's creepy? Decal families...
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them...
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Article Haiku the News: 2/4/12 - 2/10/12
Added Haiku the News: 2/4/12 - 2/10/12
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It's just like Twitter, except potentially racist.
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Article Haiku the News 1/20 - 1/27
Added Haiku the News 1/20 - 1/27
by EliteThinkerOfThings
For those with attention spans as poor as mine. The first of a weekly round summarizing the top news stories of the past 7 days in haiku form. Sorry, Japanese poetry...
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Article Toddlers and Mother F***ing Tiaras
Added Toddlers and Mother F***ing Tiaras
by EliteThinkerOfThings
Recently I learned that there is such a thing as a child beauty pageant. Two things came of this realization: this article, and a severe and potentially medically treatable anger disorder.
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Article Snug Life: How The General Public's Ine...
Added Snug Life: How The General Public's Inexplicable Difficulties With Using A Blanket Properly Has Ruined Fashion Forever
by EliteThinkerOfThings
A sarcastic rundown of all the depressing, fleece-covered fashion trends that have sprung to life since some asshole turned a bathrobe around backwards and called it a Snuggie
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Kim Jong-illustrations of Perfection: A...
Added Kim Jong-illustrations of Perfection: A Fuckeulogy
by EliteThinkerOfThings
We can only hope that Kim Jong-il's successor is half as entertaining as he was.
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