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Should You Wear Pants Today?

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You know what's creepy? Decal families...

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You know what's creepy? Decal families... You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them... from

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Haiku the News: 2/4/12 - 2/10/12

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Haiku the News: 2/4/12 - 2/10/12 by It's just like Twitter, except potentially racist.
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Haiku the News 1/20 - 1/27

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Haiku the News 1/20 - 1/27 by For those with attention spans as poor as mine. The first of a weekly round summarizing the top news stories of the past 7 days in haiku form. Sorry, Japanese poetry...
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Toddlers and Mother F***ing Tiaras

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Toddlers and Mother F***ing Tiaras by Recently I learned that there is such a thing as a child beauty pageant. Two things came of this realization: this article, and a severe and potentially medically treatable anger disorder.
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Snug Life: How The General Public's Ine...

Snug Life: How The General Public's Inexplicable Difficulties With Using A Blanket Properly Has Ruined Fashion Forever from EliteThinkerOfThings
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Kim Jong-illustrations of Perfection: A Fuckeulogy by We can only hope that Kim Jong-il's successor is half as entertaining as he was.
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