Elija Rodgers El-Silasi

Don't worry about it Elija El-DevilDick, we gotch you. We here at Funny or Die pride ourselves on making sure comedy is the key to this... more »

Don't worry about it Elija El-DevilDick, we gotch you. We here at Funny or Die pride ourselves on making sure comedy is the key to this nation's political survival. That's how the Greeks did it. We understand. But you have to go through a certain 'Rite of Passage' as they like to call it. What did Dane Cooke say about the path to success? "Wouldn't change a thing but would never do it again?" Somethin' along those lines. We all had to do it. What? you think your special or somethin'. Shut the #uck up and earn OUR respect! -Your friends at Funny or Die

That it ain't what were talkin' about big daddy Silasi, that what were gonna call you from now on alright? "The Dirty Sanchez' is a... more »

That it ain't what were talkin' about big daddy Silasi, that what were gonna call you from now on alright? "The Dirty Sanchez' is a lil' inside joke amongst use webmasters here at funnyordie. A lil' somethin' we like to do to rookies. We'll be contacting you shortly. -Your friends at Funny or Die

Don't worry about it Elija El-DevilDick, we gotch you. We here at Funny or... more »

Don't worry about it Elija El-DevilDick, we gotch you. We here at Funny or Die pride ourselves on making sure comedy is the key to this nation's political survival. That's how the Greeks did it. We understand. But you have to go through a certain 'Rite of Passage' as they like to call it. What did Dane Cooke say about the path to success? "Wouldn't change a thing but would never do it again?" Somethin' along those lines. We all had to do it. What? you think your special or somethin'. Shut the #uck up and earn OUR respect! -Your friends at Funny or Die

Alright, it better not be the first 3 things that come up when I asked... more »

Alright, it better not be the first 3 things that come up when I asked Sheikh Google what it meant...I ain't into that kind of #it.

That it ain't what were talkin' about big daddy Silasi, that what were... more »

That it ain't what were talkin' about big daddy Silasi, that what were gonna call you from now on alright? "The Dirty Sanchez' is a lil' inside joke amongst use webmasters here at funnyordie. A lil' somethin' we like to do to rookies. We'll be contacting you shortly. -Your friends at Funny or Die

Alright there cowboy. We gotta settle you down a bit. Ever heard of the... more »

Alright there cowboy. We gotta settle you down a bit. Ever heard of the somethin' we call 'the dirty sanchez'? - Your friends at Funny or Die