Hello. I'm Elfador.
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92 years old
Last Login: about 8 months ago
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please do not tell anyone I am what thendase wacko Yankee Americans call a illegal imagrant SOME even call me a wet back because I came to American via Mexico HAY the Canadains got it on the ball I was afriad I would have gotten mounted by the Royal Canadain Mounted police I have horrid me...
more >please do not tell anyone I am what thendase wacko Yankee Americans call a illegal imagrant SOME even call me a wet back because I came to American via Mexico HAY the Canadains got it on the ball I was afriad I would have gotten mounted by the Royal Canadain Mounted police I have horrid memories of a Bit bull who had his way with me so I ran away to America where I work for this NUT case that thinks HE is SANTA! HE paid a coyote for me
PLEASE save ME. Sponcer me so I can become a LEGAL I am an undocumented dog. Some are so mean they even call me an ICE back in stead of a wet back because I am from Canada. I am thinking about going back because the ELF care down here SUCKs. Even for US ICE backs or WET backs...That is just so mean that the call me that...
PLEASE HELP!!!
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look all I get is a few morsels of food. LOOK people I THIS is all I get for 3 days PLEASE inform amnesty INTERNATIONAL ...
more >look all I get is a few morsels of food. LOOK people I THIS is all I get for 3 days PLEASE inform amnesty INTERNATIONAL and INFORM them of the ABUSE us DOGS goe though. COME ON PETA where are YOU when I need you!
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| I do not know PLEASE free me 400 views |
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