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Clip from the movie Bigger, Stronger, Faster. Christian Boeving, a fitness model, explains that he takes steroids as we...
more >Clip from the movie Bigger, Stronger, Faster. Christian Boeving, a fitness model, explains that he takes steroids as well as supplements like Hydroxycut. Bigger, Stronger, Faster is in theaters May 30th, 2008. www.magpictures.com
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| Clip of a Belgian Blue Bull that has clearly been given steroids. From the documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster. In th... more >Clip of a Belgian Blue Bull that has clearly been given steroids. From the documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster. In theaters May 30th, 2008. www.magpictures.com < less190 views |
| TAYLOR PETERS (Matthew Broderick) is a television writer and producer working on a low-rated, little-respected half-hour... more >TAYLOR PETERS (Matthew Broderick) is a television writer and producer working on a low-rated, little-respected half-hour sitcom. Taylor was probably destined for better things, but his compulsive gambling, recreational drug use and drinking problem (now under control) all conspired to throw his career off the rails several years back. Now all he does is play the horses, but does his best to keep his wife LORRAINE (Maura Tierney) in the dark about it.
Unexpectedly, Taylor and Lorraine are called to Lorraine’s sister’s house to deal with a family emergency: Taylor’s twenty-year-old niece AMANDA (Brittany Snow) is living in Las Vegas where, it’s been recently discovered, she’s working as a prostitute. On their way home, Lorraine finds racing stubs in the glove compartment, and decides to leave Taylor. Lorraine decides not to come home.
Taylor comes up with a plan: he’ll win back his wife’s affections and trust by going to Las Vegas, finding Amanda and delivering her to rehab in Malibu. And while he’s there, he vows, he won’t gamble a cent. Alas, the best laid plans… < less47 views |
| http://www.surfwisefilm.com/ Like many American outsider-adventurers, Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz set out to realize a utopia... more >http://www.surfwisefilm.com/ Like many American outsider-adventurers, Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz set out to realize a utopian dream. Abandoning a successful medical practice, he sought self-fulfillment by taking up the nomadic life of a surfer. But unlike other American searchers like Thoreau or Kerouac, Paskowitz took his wife and nine children along for the ride, all eleven of them living in a 24 foot camper. Together, they lived a life that would be unfathomable to most, but enviable to anyone who ever relinquished their dreams to a straight job. The Paskowitz Family proved that America may be running out of frontiers, but it hasn't run out of frontiersman.
"Most parents say 'Go to school. Don't go swimming with sharks, that's dangerous.
Our parents said, you can go swimming with sharks, but you're not fuckin' going to
school—that shit's dangerous!"
- Salvador Paskowitz, the 7th Paskowitz son
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