What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Are you Old Skool or New Skool?
God, I am ancient school, becuase to me old school is 1977, Studio 54, ‘75 Eldorado rag top, rails, when that was not associated with programming, and oh…I could go on, but I bore.
(posted about 6 days ago)
Piffany:REVEALED!
I’d opt for the time machine, but since I’m so old that I called Moses “Junior”, I’ve been back there ,and it was no better or worse than here, except I looked better in Qiana than. Kudos on your open style. If you ever have the time, check out my Ed-E-torial 18, when I addressed my own, um, stuff. ... more >
I’d opt for the time machine, but since I’m so old that I called Moses “Junior”, I’ve been back there ,and it was no better or worse than here, except I looked better in Qiana than. Kudos on your open style. If you ever have the time, check out my Ed-E-torial 18, when I addressed my own, um, stuff. Again, ein great blog.
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A Letter About Your Bar Mitzvah
I’m not going to even begin to try and write a rejoinder that my mother would have penned had I received this on mein bar mitzvah. But it would have started, “You have the nerve to call $100 money!” This was hilarious, truly.
(posted about 7 days ago)
I need you!!
“The Hogans”, they’re just “The Osmonds” with implants and steroids.
(posted about 14 days ago)
Three Matthew McConaughe... (02:24)
Did you ever noitce that Matthew McConaughey and Bill Clinton’s voice sound the same? Coincidence? Maybe not.
(posted about 15 days ago)
Colon Blow (01:37)
The best part, of course, was the “Super Colon Blow” capper. Ah, yes, colon blow and you in the morning. But, you know, it’s not just for breakfast anymore. We still miss you Phil Hartman.
(posted about 16 days ago)
Kittens, Fluffy Clouds, and Special Olympics Finish-Line Hugs
Clowns, what’s so great about them? Never got it. Here’s a fact. The Emmett Kelly we all know and hate was a Junior. You read correctly fellow cynics. He sponged off Dad’s name, AND he didn’t even speak to his dear ol’ clown Dad. Apparently, Sr. didn’t agree with Jr.’s interpretation of the “charact... more >
Clowns, what’s so great about them? Never got it. Here’s a fact. The Emmett Kelly we all know and hate was a Junior. You read correctly fellow cynics. He sponged off Dad’s name, AND he didn’t even speak to his dear ol’ clown Dad. Apparently, Sr. didn’t agree with Jr.’s interpretation of the “character”. Character? C’mon, it’s a clown. Tell you what Kelly family, come near me and you won’t have to paint on that tear. It’ll be real.In short Emmett Kelly was a bozo.
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Redrum Realty (04:25)
You call that closet space? The horror. The horror. Oh, also loved the closing theme. You must be fans of “The Shining.”
(posted about 17 days ago)
Awesome pants
Thanks for the kind words on my channel. I’m blushing right now as I type.
(posted about 18 days ago)
AP NEWS: Paris Hilton On Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not A Racist. Oprah Not God. And The McCain Cougar.
Well commented. In the words taught to us by Ali G., “Thanks you.”
(posted about 18 days ago)
1st blog :-)
As an aside as opposed to an entree, did you know that your profile picture looks a lot like Lisa Novi’s on YouTube? Please, though, I mean that as a compliment.
(posted about 18 days ago)
Cannon, can’t wait until you start firing away. Welcome to the place of insanity. Oh, I meant Funnyor Die…not the Bush White House.
(posted about 18 days ago)
Awesome pants
Hi “E.”,
Vielen thanks for your nice woids on the PornNOT effort, though I don’t know how you’ll feel when the next season of Ed-E-torial is out in the next few months. Why? My arch-enemy, Amber Colt, is now my co-host. Oh, the pain…the pain.
Thanks again!
“E.”
Hi “E.”,
Vielen thanks for your nice woids on the PornNOT effort, though I don’t know how you’ll feel when the next season of Ed-E-torial is out in the next few months. Why? My arch-enemy, Amber Colt, is now my co-host. Oh, the pain…the pain.
Thanks again!
“E.”
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I Can't Beat Them
Monica Lewinsky also had aspirations of making it. She did. Many times it wouod seem, according to Ken Starr. And look where it got her. So if it never happens, enjoy the ride. And it seems like you are. Keep stickin’ it to the man. No. Wait. I’m over fifty and white…middle class. Uh-oh, I am the Man.
Monica Lewinsky also had aspirations of making it. She did. Many times it wouod seem, according to Ken Starr. And look where it got her. So if it never happens, enjoy the ride. And it seems like you are. Keep stickin’ it to the man. No. Wait. I’m over fifty and white…middle class. Uh-oh, I am the Man.
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Farts Date (02:16)
Ah yes, you can never go wrong with fart humor. And the “button” fart, inspired.
(posted about 21 days ago)
What Are 8-Year-Olds Saying?
Ironically, these are the same things that eightyeight year olds repeat but don’t understand. Ageist? Yes. But one must complete the circle. Besides, karma will get me for it.
(posted about 23 days ago)
AP News Flash: Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children’s Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape
Ladies, thank you, but please! All these positive comments will to my heads.
(posted about 25 days ago)
R.I.P. George Carlin (My Idol)
I think G.C., not to be confused with J.C., would like the quote of Frederick Douglass attatched to him. On his deathbed, Douglass was asked what advice he would give to those carrying on the struggle, “Agitate, agitate”...or maybe he was just talking about the qualities that make up a good washing machine.
I think G.C., not to be confused with J.C., would like the quote of Frederick Douglass attatched to him. On his deathbed, Douglass was asked what advice he would give to those carrying on the struggle, “Agitate, agitate”...or maybe he was just talking about the qualities that make up a good washing machine.
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Thanks for the kind wishes on my year or so anniversary. Keep them bloomers,um, bloomin? Wishes for all of the zest and none of the pith…Ed “E.”
(posted about 6 days ago)