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DISCLAIMER: The following contains a frank discussion of sex and politics. Those who prefer them in separate doses please read no further. (New York—NY) To those of you expecting the usual news parody, sorry. After watching the Vice Presidential debate between Senator Joe “Smooth Fella” Biden and Sarah “Cha-Cha” Palin, I feel compelled to just state my view, no parody intended. Why? I am convinced it will address all of the complex issues before U.S. voters in t...

(Washington, D.C.) What if they hacked into your e-mail and no one noticed? That’s exactly what happened after the hacker group Anonymous broke into Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s Yahoo account. They also broke into Republican Presidential candidate John McCain’s Gmail account. And Gawker.com, the site who published “screen grabs” of Palin’s Yahoo e-mail, had McCain’s e-mails as well but judged “these are about as exciting ...

(Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus’ album “Breakout”. And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating “if you want to see what victory will look like in Iraq, look no further than Britney Spears’ performance at the 2008 VMAs.” The question to be asked, with this blog history and the choice of Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidential runni...

(Washington, D.C.) Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the “internets” and “the Google”. Now, Senator McCain’s recent blog entries have gotten him notice on the web. First, there was his standing on line blog while waiting for the new Apple iPhone. This week it was Lindsay Lohan dating, not a lesbian, but a Jewish lesbian, Samantha Ronson. “It’s tim...

(Flint—Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a “wrinkly white hair guy.” And now it appears that John McCain is ready to bare it all to show he’s far from wrinkled in body or mind. While touring a smelting plant in the rust belt, McCain was wearing a yellow construction hat. The presumptive Republican President...

(Los Angeles—CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star’s estate through 2008, a statement by Spears’ father has called the court’s judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote in a blog post on Britney Spears’ web site, “Britney asked me if she could harvest her eggs and auction them on eBay with all of the proceeds going to Darfur relief. Fans, our girl is getting better!”...