Reminds me of my days working at McDonald's.

Zombies, sniper kittens, and an abortion? It's like someone peered into my dream journal!

"Get ass cancer, ya molester!"

Kinda makes me wish I had herpes.

Don't we all ask ourselves this at one point in our life? I did, and I got Denzel Washington.

Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie)

It's gonna get me laid!

I think I missed this part of the game.

I actually heard the original tape. It's nice to see how bad these people must've been tripping.

Sometimes reality is funniest.

All About Halifax

I had no idea that the Earth was in Canada.

Michael Phelps is an ass.

Not Giving a Fuck (Jon Lajoie)

I stopped giving a fuck, and now I live under a slide in a playground. Thanks Jon Lajoie!

And they thought "Simple Jack" from Tropic Thunder was offensive.