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This is Handy Manny.He's the illegal immigrant version of Bob the Builder.He has a button on his belt that you press and he talks in English and Spanish.He comes with a Home Depot parking lot playset and is about half the price of Bob the Builder.Can we fix it?Si se puede!

Was it strange that I thought the highlight of the SNL episode with Sarah Palin was the appearance by Mark Wahlberg? ("Say hi to your mother" cracks me up for some reason). So I'm confused. Is the Republican candidate John McCain, Sarah Palin, or Joe the Plumber? At this point, does Paris Hilton look to be a more competetant leader than anything the GOP is throwing at us? I'm dating a girl right now who is obsessed with the Twilight books. In those books, vampires don't drink blood (the goo...

Saw the funniest thing on Olbermann last night. Republican Sarah Palin was giving a speech at one of her "Palin for (vice) President" Rallies when I suppose there were some sound or technical problems. The people in the back couldn't hear her, and began chanting "LOUDER, LOUDER". Then for some reason, the people in front began chanting "SARAH, SARAH" at the same time. In all the confusion, Palin said that she hoped the people in the back were brave enough to thank the soldiers for protectin...

Was anybody else disappointed that Palin didn't fuck up in an epic Tina Fey-esque fashion? I mean, I guess when she decided not to answer the moderator's questions and just answer whatever random subject floated in her mind at that moment, but still, she was (mostly) coherent. There is this one woman I work with who I am pretty sure is a ninja. Which is impressive, since I'm guessing she is more than 300 lbs. She disappears without a trace for minutes on end and comes back without any warnin...

Juss got bak frum wurk, got DRUNK ASS HEll!! Hear mah pix!!!11! Dah SHiT-stayns over teh KiTTY cats!Johnny Depps over the CheesersBlack Cats voer Michael Vick's guysHey this girl's got noce tits! What's that say? Vikings? ok, they win over the Tennessee team.the Jack-offs over George Bush's guysHorsies over the guys with the funny headdressesNINERS!! WOOOO!! SUPER BOWL!! kick some Saint ass!Red birds spank the jetsBatteries over lamer piratesI miss my grandpaaernts. They win over Rams. Thet ...

I just looked at the Yahoo! homepage, and the big story when I stopped by was Clay Aiken admitting he was gay. Wow. That has to be the most (un)surprising outing since that onehomo from N'Sync admitted he was gay. I wonder once news gets around, how many overweight, middle-aged, lonely, conservative Christian, womenare gonna call for his head and burn their copies of "If I Was Invisible". I just downloaded "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by Iggy Pop and the Stooges. It surprised me to learn that it wa...