Article INVENTION OF SENTIENT, SELF-AWARE GUN T...
Added INVENTION OF SENTIENT, SELF-AWARE GUN THAT LOVES KILLING PEOPLE FORCES N.R.A. TO CHANGE THEIR SLOGAN
by dylanrhymer
The invention of a self-aware, robotic assault rifle that knowingly and enthusiastically kills people has forced the National Rifle Association to change their long-cherished and oft-repeated belie...
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Article DEADLY BANGLADESH GARMENT FACTORY FIRE ...
Added DEADLY BANGLADESH GARMENT FACTORY FIRE RESULTS IN HUGE SAVINGS FOR CUSTOMERS, SAYS WALMART
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"if you find a lower advertised price due to a 3d world textile death inferno, we'll match it at the register. That's the Walmart lower price guarantee!"
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Article IRISH CATHOLICS SADDENED BY DEATH OF FE...
Added IRISH CATHOLICS SADDENED BY DEATH OF FETUS. AND MAYBE THE MOTHER TOO, THEY GUESS
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Said Father Patrick Byrne; “It’s always a great tragedy when a precious little fetus dies inside some broad. What’s even sadder is that a perfectly good uterus died that could have easily made anot...
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Article OBAMA WINS, IMPOSES SHARIA LAW; “FOOLS!...
Added OBAMA WINS, IMPOSES SHARIA LAW; “FOOLS! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO CHUCK NORRIS!”
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“Fools! Fools! FOOOOOOOLS!” shrieked President Obama at the throngs of shocked onlookers as a massive Muslim/ Nazi/ Atheist flag rolled down obscuring the stars and stripes. “You should have listen...
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Article THE OBAMA & MITT SHOW APPROACHES TEARFU...
Added THE OBAMA & MITT SHOW APPROACHES TEARFUL, 20-HOUR FINALE
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Beloved television series Obama & Mitt draws to its tearful finale this Tuesday. The series is based on two Presidential hopefuls who, despite their differences, discover they have far more in comm...
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Article ALL THE PEOPLE IN CARS MAD AT ALL THE P...
Added ALL THE PEOPLE IN CARS MAD AT ALL THE PEOPLE IN CARS
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All the people in cars are made at all the people in cars. All the people in cars grew increasingly frustrated with all the other people in cars since they left their homes this morning and got in ...
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Article ATHEIST MOBS RIOT OVER FB PHOTO DEEMED ...
Added ATHEIST MOBS RIOT OVER FB PHOTO DEEMED OFFENSIVE TO RICHARD DAWKINS
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Thousands of enraged Atheist rioters rampaged through the streets of Oxford after a photo deemed offensive to Richard Dawkins surfaced on facebook.
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Article PRO-LIFE GOVERNOR OPPOSED TO ABORTION “...
Added PRO-LIFE GOVERNOR OPPOSED TO ABORTION “EXCEPT IN CASES WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS KNOCKED UP BY HER BLACK BOYFRIEND”
by dylanrhymer
Kansas Gov. Sam Blueback [R] indicated he is likely to sign the state’s sweeping anti-abortion bill which criminalizes abortion in all cases except if his daughter Agnes is knocked up by her black ...
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Article NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS FAKED, INSIST CONSPI...
Added NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS FAKED, INSIST CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
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Conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones contend that Neil Armstrong’s entire life including his birth, childhood and old age was a fabrication filmed on a sound stage in New Mexico
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Article REPUBLICAN RIGHT WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT AB...
Added REPUBLICAN RIGHT WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT ABORTION, GAY MARRIAGE FOR JUST ONE FUCKING WEEKEND
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At Sunday’s Faith & Freedom coalition rally, conservative leader Ralph Reed wouldn’t stop talking about abortion for even one hour as Mitt Romney sat grinning through gritted teeth and making hate ...
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