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Mittens worked all night on his acceptance speech, not realizing god intended him to rule a different planet.
Plus 4 is 42, carry the 2...
nepeta grandiflora, 5 cans tuna, gal. milk, litter, blue yarn
Then, just as I lept from the tree, the giant rat turned, and saw his... more »
Then, just as I lept from the tree, the giant rat turned, and saw his intimate demise in my regal talons of the jaguar...
Clouseau's last caper.
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