Ah roommates, thank god I no longer have them.

oh shit son!

"Masturdate" (n.) when dinner and a movie means nachos and a porno. See also http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1ecff15a32/brocabulary-101-from-brocabulary

:D

Platypus Rex beats it like nobody's business: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e861484c0d/platypus-rex-in-half-mile-high-club-from-crashtoons

ahaha! i said it wrong!

Hilarious! If you want a little Halloween/Political humor, please check out our video. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7837ab28d

I once masturbated in front of my cat. I can never have sex again.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8dde1824ed

lol

haha.

uh gross

i once masturbated in front of my dog...ever see the look on a dog's face when they see you masturbate...they look confused...they don't know whether to leave or call for help...

speaking of dicks: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/25a3b31641

Crazy... And now to self-gratify myself. Check out this video that I think is hilarious:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/67cc340cbd

OMG..

So what does he need a sock for?

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quick someone get ma a cleanex uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh…. now my keybord’s all sticky:(

Amazing you could do that in 21 seconds!