imashomer
i enjoy punching my own balls.- Member
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- hood River, OR
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I built my computer myself out of jars of expired baby food and wire hangers.
I enjoy long romantic walks bare foot through a field of broken glass.
I find cabbage sexy, yet I don't like the taste.
I'll slap a puppy if it gives me attitude. Yeah, I roll like that.
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Genius
I voted your caption "funny" not because it was intrinsically funny, but the idea of Lurch saying "I smell pussy" had me rolling on the floor. Thanks.
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I think it's a weekly Caption win that gets you a shirt, not a daily cap win. It's a'ight, i once thought the same thing after i won a... more »
I think it's a weekly Caption win that gets you a shirt, not a daily cap win. It's a'ight, i once thought the same thing after i won a daily caption. I'm still wondering how they pick the winner of the weekly caption. I've only been here about a month, so i'm still getting use to how things work on F.O.D.
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Yeah, I quit drinking. Got to keep the mind busy.
That's What He Said
"Jose.....you are NOT the father!"
Mr. and Mrs. Ed are already arguing and the wedding hasn't even begun.
I would think that Rosie 'ODonnell could afford a nicer bike than that.
I just fapped to Paula Dean.
"I'm gonna get racial here, I'm gonna get racial!"...lulz




















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