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I am Alex David. I enjoy long walks on the beach if it leads to a getting some sand in weird places.
I am from Maryland, went to Florida State University and drank for six years straight and learned how to write (bullshit). Now I am in New York City, well actually Queens (with my Asian... more >

I am Alex David. I enjoy long walks on the beach if it leads to a getting some sand in weird places.
I am from Maryland, went to Florida State University and drank for six years straight and learned how to write (bullshit). Now I am in New York City, well actually Queens (with my Asian and Hispanic fellows).
I want to make funnies for moneys and get made bunnies, dunny.
I enjoy being cooler than most people, and meeting people that are cooler than me.
There is nothing more beautiful than interpretative dance.
Classic R&B is my favorite.
Watch my videos and tell me if i should call it quits and get a real job. < less