Drew

Dear Cyberspace, I bet you've been wondering where I've been. It's been a while since I've written, but you know that...don't you. How does it feel to be neglected? Not very good, huh? I didn't hear from you after my last letter, so I decided to take the bull by the horns and go south...south of the equator to Brazil. Sure it was for business to help get the Funny or Die, Brazil site going, but I also had a great time. This photo proves it:

The Brazilians rushed me to the hospital to ...

Dear Cyberspace, I hope this letter finds you well. I've been thinking about you lately...a lot. I'm a little embarrassed that it's taken me so long to write. I see you everyday and want to talk to you, but I guess I'm just really shy. I hope you see this letter as a demonnstration of my strength and courage to overcome my weaknesses. So here it goes...(deep breathe): Will you go out with me?