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Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. F... more >

Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there. He claims to have seen 3 "paginas" and 15 boobs. Pretty sure they dude doesn't know what a vagina is. Also, two hyperactive kids scream at each other. Could they be doing drugs? Popping pills? Drunk? Beer? Candy canes? Maybe all of those? Who cares. Some dude talks like a robot and misses out on the picnic of his lifetime. MC Dancey Dance gets a special favor (or "handsky" as some folks call it) from a skeleton whilst singing "Dem Bones". One dude's car is covered in cat poop. < less

FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of ex... more >

FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of exclamation points! There's tackling, touchdowns, and... Tommy? Exclamation point! While everyone is playing football, Bob (from Bob's pubic trimming warehouse) tries to shill his "hedge" clippers on the unsuspecting pubis... I mean, public. Some dude with a curly french mustache tries to sell his bike... "The Menstrual Cycle." Douglas plays with a tube and calls himself a penis. Some kids make a lot of pedophile jokes (and dead baby jokes). Josh pinches a loaf. Josh watches all the popular hospital shows. Including Grey's Anatomy, House, ER, and Scrubs. He does not watch General Hospital, though. That show sucks. Douglas and Josh discuss the amazing powers of Spy Kids. Steve goes to talk to a psychologist who is married to a very unexpected endangered species. < less

A boy enjoys a ding dong, people run stop signs. Wicked chase scenes ensue. The city's fate is at the hands of the Stop ... more >

A boy enjoys a ding dong, people run stop signs. Wicked chase scenes ensue. The city's fate is at the hands of the Stop Sign Guardian 2. Jack Thomasburg still tries to shill his sausage fest on the town, despite his recent bankruptcy. A doctor desperately tries to save a boy's life, he winds up doing that horsefaced chick from Grey's Anatomy... Sandra Oh, right? Yeah, she's ugly as sin. < less