Congratulations, Old Chum! That's quite an accomplishment. I sort of ignored the festivities yesterday because the photo seemed like... more »
Congratulations, Old Chum! That's quite an accomplishment. I sort of ignored the festivities yesterday because the photo seemed like such easy pickin's that I would 've submitted a million and still not made it very high in the rankings.
I also knew that the very nature of the photo would make everyone else totally go nuts and that there would be a zillion entries from everyone else.
As it turned out, I was right.
The only one I could think of right off was
"What's a two-letter word for 'can you get an erection?' "
I realized it wasn't very good, so I didn't even submit it.
I cheated and jumped to the last one on the last page to find yours.
Was it this one?:
"Man: Put you palms on that hearth so I can cornhole ya!
Woman: SHHHEEEEIT!"
I think that's hilarious! What do they expect? This isn't kindergarten.
Anything to do with old people fucking is at once gross and hilarious, anyway, so you've covered both those bases.