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Smeg off.

I was born a poor, black boy... Wait, no, let me start again... A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... No, no, that's not right either... Green Acres is the place for me... Now I KNOW that's not right... Ah, smeg it, I have no idea how to sum up my life in a little blurb... How about, I was born, I did some stuff, and I died? Yeah, that seems to be concise enough.