DisgracedCop

Any comedy bit that somehow manages to slip in a reference to the classic... more »

Any comedy bit that somehow manages to slip in a reference to the classic Shelley Long/Corbin Bernsen comedy vehicle Hello Again is nothing less than sheer brilliance. I hope you one day can create a joke in which Troop Beverly Hills is the punchline.

I enjoy your work, especially the sketches you've written. If I was the... more »

I enjoy your work, especially the sketches you've written. If I was the head writer for a new blue collar Jim Belushi sitcom called "Jungle Jim" where he plays an average joe playground equipment constructor dealing with the financial crisis, I'd definitely hire you on as a writer.

Hello. I'd just like to say that even though I have been ambivalent of... more »

Hello. I'd just like to say that even though I have been ambivalent of shack-based chat shows in the past, your program has really spoken to me and I have found it both entertaining and informative. Good luck in your future ventures and I hope you finally win your ongoing legal battles with the IRS.

I'm writing the screenplay for "Sahara II: Not Sahara This Time, They Go To... more »

I'm writing the screenplay for "Sahara II: Not Sahara This Time, They Go To Japan In This One" (tentative title), the direct-to-DVD sequel to the classic blockbuster adventure "Sahara", and I'd love to cast you in the Matthew McConaughey role this time around. I know Dirk Pitt is an iconic role that comes with some pretty big shoes to fill but I think you can pull it off.

I'm writing a sequel to the Mario Van Peebles cult classic Solo called... more »

I'm writing a sequel to the Mario Van Peebles cult classic Solo called "2olo: Second Coming" and I'd love for you to play the Solo Jr. character. E-mail me an MP3 of a cat meowing along to the sounds of theremin if you're interested.