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Video How I Seize It #99: "Mother's Day"
Added How I Seize It #99: "Mother's Day"
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There not a lotta things I like talking bout less on more than Muthers day, two blackout days of my life is trace back to two different mothers day when babies was leff an dream...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video How I Seize It #98: "Big Brother"
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So yew git lock up in a fancy house fur three munths an yew git a cool halfa mill jess far lyin an backstabbin an bein mean an throwin biches unner a bus? Hell, I do that ever t...
Time: 5:50
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video How I Seize It #97: "Fashion"
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Like I need to turn on the TV to lern what fashnable. Well I don’t, I jess need two dollars and a trip to the Clothing By The Pound. Yew can make a top outta anything gals long ...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video How I Seize It #96: "Walmart"
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Yew lookin fur somewun to blame fur ar economic predickerment? Uh, look no further than this famalee over here in Arkansas. I thank I know my own folk. I warch a dockamenary an ...
Time: 7:56
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Video How I Seize It #95: "Beautiful Agony"
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Oh look everwun, look here at my cumface. What kinda Amsterdam hashish shit people smoke that gettem dis kinda idear. Course if yew makin money off it, mad props to ya! Anyway ...
Time: 6:07
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Views: 206
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video How I Seize It S4: The Slut Blooper
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Oh look everwun, look here at my cumface. What kinda Amsterdam hashish shit people smoke that gettem dis kinda idear. Course if yew makin money off it, mad props to ya! Anyway ...
Time: 0:28
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Views: 14
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video How I Seize It S4: The Burp Blooper
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Here's our first blooper for the first episode of Season Four coming in October!
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Video How I Seize It #94: "Marijuana"
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Now I don’t make stonin a habit or anythang cause yew cant get Mona to stop singin broadway showtunes if I’m too high. And she still think she got 2 ockaves of voice range. But ...
Time: 6:28
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Rating: 67% Funny
Video How I Seize It #93: "Sexual Harassment"
Added How I Seize It #93: "Sexual Harassment"
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Im a bit confuse, I like a little harassment in my sexuals, ya know? It aint fun lessen sumbody gittin ropeburnt am I rite? Ahhhh Youth…good times. But I hate doble stannerds th...
Time: 5:23
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Views: 83
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Rating: 77% Funny
Video How I Seize It #92: "The Pharmaceutical...
Added How I Seize It #92: "The Pharmaceutical Industry"
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Well obviously I’m sorta on the fense on this topix cause hell I like my pills but I also like to spose fraudulent industries as offen as I can. Them Mercks and Fizers out thar ...
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That's What It Said
Dear Santa, can you talk to Jesus and get him to fix my lazy eye?
Keep your pants on...
