I am a man's man and a ladyman to all you ladies... HA HA HA just kidding.

People tend to get scared of me and my charm, their like "This guy scares me with his charm"

But don't worry I am just a pussy cat purring.....Meeow! Seriously though ... more >

I am a man's man and a ladyman to all you ladies... HA HA HA just kidding.

People tend to get scared of me and my charm, their like "This guy scares me with his charm"

But don't worry I am just a pussy cat purring.....Meeow! Seriously though I will break your balls if you step out of line.

What do I do you ask? Well take one look at me and what do you see? No not a cool cat with a bad ass vibe, but a shoe retailor. And you know what? You see that? Take a look a few words back...go on. Yeah I made a mistake with a spelling and I am not even gonna change it because that's how I live no regrets baby.

I have been single or what I call "surprise sexing" for 8 years. I have not got time to be tied down to love, nothing ties me down I need my hands. Sure if the right gal comes along I will take the old bat for a fly and see if she can find the sweet, sweet cherry berrys aka my balls! But no promises ladies, ask me no questions I tell you no lies!

So if you do like me though send me a message, I have just spotted I have used the term "old bat" to describe the ladies. I apologize I meant it in a nice way because bats are cute, blind. But cute they have excellent hearing. Maybe I should of went with old goat? Maybe its not the animals but more the term "old" I am sorry I just like experience.

When my father died he donated everything a part from his eyes. The reason he told me was "I don't want to be a blind ghost" He was a simple man with simple ways. He also got confused when walking past mirrors as he thought he was having an outer body experience. These events lead to his break down and his eventual death. < less