DirtyBert

I am Dirty Bert. I am the greatest actor of all time and space. A lot of people tear their own eyes out after watching me perform for fear that they will never see anything so incomprehensibly awesome ever again. I make sweet love to the women that most... more »

I am Dirty Bert. I am the greatest actor of all time and space. A lot of people tear their own eyes out after watching me perform for fear that they will never see anything so incomprehensibly awesome ever again. I make sweet love to the women that most men can only dream about but also hump the occasional hog (just to flesh out the fan base). I am strong like a pissed off ostrich but can be sweet and caring like a little bitch sometimes. My motto is "Fuck em up." My favorite color is pussy and I am a Libra! If you would like to sit on my face or arrange for me to perform at a birthday party and sit on YOUR face, please send me a message. If you would like to see the movies I'm in go to Clasico Entertainment's page. If you would like to see my balls, drink a bottle of Nyquil, go to sleep and dream... « less