But only out of genuine love and admiration. For realz, babies. Check out my latest. People think it's pretty awesome. Here are the Lonely Island shoutouts that you may have missed:

• Yellow tie - Hi Andy, regular yellow-shirt-wearer/hottest boy ever!...What? I mean...what? Hi, what's up...
• Pete = Jorm, because Jorm needed revenge after "I'm On a Boat."
• Wingman - Val Kilmer - MACGRUBER (The Motion PIcture!)
• In the evening shot, we're in front of a BOAT! (By accident, because it was by what might have been an illegal parking spot and I didn't want my car towed. Again.)
• Europe ballad - "Hot Rod," but also I just fucking love Europe.
• Subtle "Jizz in my Pants" reference throughout.
• But here's what we'll all miss: My favorite part of "I'm On a Boat" was Kiv's shorts, so I was wearing shorts with the yellow tie. But I was only shot above the waist. I'm so sad about that. I'm sorry, Kiv.

So, this is pretty much 1. A love letter to The Lonely Island from me and my friends and 2. The only chance we'll ever have to do a rap video. I hope all two of you like it. - jj

So, Abby Elliott also did a Gwyneth Paltrow sketch, which can be seen at the link below because my awesome work computer isn't letting me add a hyperlink. Another reminder that I'm a poor, plebian nobody.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f33f8c23ec/gwyneth-paltrow-makes-chicken-goop-com-with-abby-elliott

It happens, people writing similar versions of the same sketch without knowing it, so there's no reason to express anything more than the feeling of disappointment that everyone will see Abby Elliott's sketch and no one will see mine. It's in no way a ripoff - it's just two comedy minds thinking alike. But seriously, can SNL please just hire me?

In case one of the 87 of you who saw the original version of Megan Fox Is Coming noticed that it's now gone, it will be back, this time without the orange hue and lopsided sound, thanks to Paul Natale.

My official web site (if "official" means "having a domain name") is now live! There are still a few kinks to be worked out, but I'm okay with the public seeing it at this point.

Sorry, there just isn't much energy in this one. But if you go to www.dilfits.com, you will see my first entry talking about the comments I saw on my YouTube page for the Palin sketch.

Wow. I've been wanting to do a Sarah Palin sketch since November but had to wait for the opportunity for her to really piss me off. Well she totally did over this Letterman thing! So I whipped up this chestnut this weekend. Okay, maybe it's a bit presumptuous to call it a chestnut since less than 20 people have seen it on Funny or Die and just over 100 have seen it on YouTube. But I'm trying.

Not really, because when given a choice between "funny" or "die," "DIE" is just funnier. Right now, more people want me to DIE because of Gwynnie than think I'm "funny," and I'm kind of okay with that. Out of over 1,100 hits, only 100ish voted, and a slight majority of that 100 or so want my head on a fucking spear. That's only about 6% of all those people who saw it, so I'm cool with that many people totally fucking hating every ounce of my being.

In other news, I shot a sketch yesterday. I literally hunkered down in my basement, by myself, tried improvising a sketch, failed, wrote and memorized it, shot it alone on a tripod like a scary, weird hermit, and did the tiny amount of required editing. As a result, I came out of the experience having no idea if it was any good at all. I've shown it to a couple of people, and it's getting a mildly positive response. I know I came up with one memorable line, but one person whose opinion I respect didn't like it, so now I'm wondering if posting it would be a terrible, terrible idea.

We'll see! You'll find out once you see a second sketch on the page and then tell me to DIE.