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May 26, 2013 at 04:29 AM

Diamond_87

I'm just a boy, standing in front of a videocamera, trying to be funny...

Member: for almost 3 years
Location: Amsterdam
About: I like singing under the shower and drinking alcohol.

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Drinking water commercial from Diamond_87 This is me drinking some springwater..

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