DEVIANTMONSTER

What's the BEST way to describe me? Well the other day i really felt like getting some food cus you know i get hungry and as i was walking up the road i noticed an owner of a dog taking it out for a walk and i began to wonder what it would be like to be a... more »

What's the BEST way to describe me?
Well the other day i really felt like getting some food cus you know i get hungry and as i was walking up the road i noticed an owner of a dog taking it out for a walk and i began to wonder what it would be like to be a dog you know going around getting loved being my doggy self eating my own shit because its not as bad for me as it is for people and then i can go into my owners room and have a massive diarhoea attack before setting out again to do my doggy stuff before the owner gets back and then in a rage at seeing watery shit on the floor sends me away to some weird animal testing facility where the scientists experiment on me injecting me with weird chemicals which turn me into some sort of hulking evil monster to which one of the scientists thinks why the fuck did we create an evil hulking monster dog to which the other scientist replies i dunno man i'm really just the janitor the scientist you're looking for is in the next couple of words to which that scientist replies what the fuck are you talking about to which the scientist now the janitor replies FUCK LOOK OUT WE'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT before getting smacked in the face with monster dog cock to which the previous scientist ponders aloud well hang on if we're part of some weird story and are being purely used for fictional purposes for the story of being a dog which has now become a surealist ramble between scientists and a janitor who've broken the fourth wall then shouldn't we cease to exist to which the janitor replies look out he's coming straight for you and then that scientist is eaten while the janitor tries to fight it with the mop he happens to have and at this point the other scientist that was originally the janitor but turned out to be the other way around and was smacked by monster dog cock says hang on couldn't we just disappear from this story all together and forget this ever happened but he said this to blank space as the evil hulking monster dog and the janitor had got the same idea before and had thus banished themselves from exsistence leaving the scientist who was originally the janitor but actually turned out to be the scientist behind while he screamed out in a way only little girls do when they're barbie has been melted into and action man making some huge transvestite action man.
He screamed
And no one heard.

But I digress. « less