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Why, oh why didn't I pee before I put this fucking suit on?!
Sharky was beginning to realize the flaw in his plan to attack the humans in their own territory.
Fine. Don't put your pocket change in the shark's coffee cup but, don't pretend he's not even there!
Damn it Rex. Stop bringing home strays!
Keys, tic-tacs...where the hell is my pocket taser?
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