DeadBandit Derick

I was decapitated by a flying car.

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I live in Tehachapi...if you haven't heard of it don't worry nobody cares about this place, it's sad, lonely and depressing, like my mom's soul. I like comics and movie and food, I want to be a comedian I'm really not that interesting. I hope people think I'm funny because I really have nothing else going for me in the looks or intelligence.