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I like to write, bitch, laugh and honk my melons. What else? I can't wait for the year 2008, and the month of November. I am going to vote like it's going out of style. I'm married to Josh, and he's married to me; we are excellent and we smell nice most... more »

I like to write, bitch, laugh and honk my melons. What else? I can't wait for the year 2008, and the month of November. I am going to vote like it's going out of style. I'm married to Josh, and he's married to me; we are excellent and we smell nice most of the time. Ho-hum, what else can I tell you about me. This is like a fucking job interview. I hate job interviews. I always smile so hard my face hurts for days following the interview. That's lame. Ummmm. Ummmm. Well, I'm a college douche and I'm trying to become something/someone - I might get arrested in the process. I have a good head on my shoulders, but unfortunately I have no neck....so, literally, my heads sits on my neckless shoulders and I look really weird. Pigeons seem to like me. « less

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HYPER from darth_amanda I have THE WORST video editing software on the planet/slowest/oldest computer known to man (slowly pets her Tandy 2000 - just letting you know.

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The Great Blumpkin from darth_amanda Dolls getting nasty.

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The Puppet Hump from darth_amanda Puppets humping with a holiday/drug theme. Music provided by Bobby Darin - I'm sure he'd be proud.

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Just finished up freaks and geeks…damn. WHY, dog….why!?!?!?

Just finished up freaks and geeks…damn. WHY, dog….why!?!?!?

I had a 12 hour dream about pineapple express…and I would wake up every 2-3 hours just laughing….then I would fall back asleep.

I really had to pee something awful when I finally woke the “f” up.

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This makes me want to bake cookies and hang mistletoe.

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This makes me want to bake cookies and hang mistletoe.

It was suppose to make you want to snort coke and rape Prancer. Merry Whatev!

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ditto 59; WOW.

CGI secret: “Lotion”

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ditto 59; WOW.

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I think I’m in love with you.

Awe…you and every male on To Catch a Predator. “Have a Seat.” What a sweetie wheatkins you must be – Can you do me a favor and wire me some money? I’m sort of lame and poor.

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I like it best when people introduce themselves with zero pants on. I’m going to imagine you had exactly zero pants on. Bravo.

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