Hello. I'm darth_amanda.
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26 years old
Last Login: about 9 months ago
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I like to write, bitch, laugh and honk my melons. What else? I can't wait for the year 2008, and the month of November. I am going to vote like it's going out of style. I'm married to Josh, and he's married to me; we are excellent and we smell nice most of the time. Ho-hum, what else can I...
more >I like to write, bitch, laugh and honk my melons. What else? I can't wait for the year 2008, and the month of November. I am going to vote like it's going out of style. I'm married to Josh, and he's married to me; we are excellent and we smell nice most of the time. Ho-hum, what else can I tell you about me. This is like a fucking job interview. I hate job interviews. I always smile so hard my face hurts for days following the interview. That's lame. Ummmm. Ummmm. Well, I'm a college douche and I'm trying to become something/someone - I might get arrested in the process. I have a good head on my shoulders, but unfortunately I have no neck....so, literally, my heads sits on my neckless shoulders and I look really weird. Pigeons seem to like me.
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Hometown: Halstead, KS
Current City: Kansas City
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