I managed to lock myself out of my house in the cold and rain. I wouldn't be able to get in until the morning so settled myself on the front step. A police car drive past and saw me sitting on my own step and decided that I was a menace to society and came over and started asking me questions. I exp... more >

I managed to lock myself out of my house in the cold and rain. I wouldn't be able to get in until the morning so settled myself on the front step. A police car drive past and saw me sitting on my own step and decided that I was a menace to society and came over and started asking me questions. I explained that I was locked out and that in a couple of hours I would be able to get a spare key and get in but this was not good enough of an explanation and they arrested me for being drunk and disorderly. The most annoying thing is I hadn't even been drinking..... do you feel my pain?