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well i like to do lotsof fun things. like masturbate in public for fun, the excitement of getting caught is ecstasy. i graduated high school in 06 and i really havent done anything else except make my tolerance for alcohol higher and see my dad get thrown... more »

well i like to do lotsof fun things. like masturbate in public for fun, the excitement of getting caught is ecstasy. i graduated high school in 06 and i really havent done anything else except make my tolerance for alcohol higher and see my dad get thrown in jail the first timei got puuled over even though he was in a different car when i was pulled over. « less

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I dont believe I see us in yer “who I love” column…..does this involve the chronic masturbating?

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i hate work.i wish i was like jack nicholson and got paid to be sexy and hang out with hot chics and be a duesche bag on tv. im so jealous. but instead i work and im on the bad side of the stick and instead of being a duesche i deal with duesches.

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