Danny DeVito

Hellopeace be unto you ,My Name is Miss Anna Ray i saw your profile today at(www.funnyordie.com) and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address(annarays62@yahoo.com).I believe we can move from here.I am waiting ... more >

Hello peace be unto you ,My Name is Miss Anna Ray i saw your profile today at(www.funnyordie.com) and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address(annarays62@yahoo.com).I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Miss Anna Ray (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) Please reply me with my email address here (annarays62@yahoo.com)

The final episode of Uncle Pete is here!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1de82fd602

Uncle Pete shares with kids the meaning of the word Irony and what it means in every day life.

or you can see the entire series of Uncle Pete, all 8 episodes here: http://www.funnyordie.com/sonnyboo/playlists/122290

The final episode of Uncle Pete is here!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1de82fd602

Uncle Pete shares with kids the meaning of the word Irony and what it means in every day life.

or you can see the entire series of Uncle Pete, all 8 episodes here: http://www.funnyordie.com/sonnyboo/playlists/122290

Hello(jennifer_006mabou@yahoo.com )My name is miss jennifer i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address(jennifer_006mabou@yahoo.com). i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for... more >

Hello(jennifer_006mabou@yahoo.com ) My name is miss jennifer i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address(jennifer_006mabou@yahoo.com). i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss jennifer.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) Please reply me in my mailbox not in the site with my email address here

jennifer_006mabou@yahoo.com

HelloMy name is Nina. a 22 yrs old girl . I am average in height and fair in complexion ,am a loving, romantic and caring angel. I read your profile. truely is quiet intresting to me then , i deciede to contact you. i really want to have a good relationship with you. Beside i have a special something i want to discusse with you , so your can reach me through... more >

Hello My name is Nina. a 22 yrs old girl . I am average in height and fair in complexion ,am a loving, romantic and caring angel. I read your profile. truely is quiet intresting to me then , i deciede to contact you. i really want to have a good relationship with you. Beside i have a special something i want to discusse with you , so your can reach me through this Email: (nina11baby@yahoo.com) Hope to hear from you soon. i will send my beautiful pictures to you and also tell you more about my self. I know age will not be a bearier to our relationship, what i need is just your love and caring. I will give you my best, bye for now. contact me from here (nina11baby@yahoo.com) care from Nina

GOOD FRIENDMy name is miss joy musa,i saw your profile today at (www.funnyordie.com) and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address(joy007musa@yahoo.com)I believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your ma... more >

GOOD FRIEND My name is miss joy musa,i saw your profile today at (www.funnyordie.com) and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address(joy007musa@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. miss. joy (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) (joy007musa@yahoo.com)

So this good friend of mine was at my house a few weeks ago on my comp. because he is poor and don’t have one. Well why he was on the comp. doing god knows what(more than likely looking at some bestiality or midget porn you know what regular Joe’s do on the net) while i was watching some Conan the tube. well a commercial came on for that enzyte shit you know... more >

So this good friend of mine was at my house a few weeks ago on my comp. because he is poor and don’t have one. Well why he was on the comp. doing god knows what(more than likely looking at some bestiality or midget porn you know what regular Joe’s do on the net) while i was watching some Conan the tube. well a commercial came on for that enzyte shit you know the shit for guys with a little less “down there” guys like me. well he thought it would be funny to order the free box and cancel before they started to charge him. HA. Thats rich every one knows thats how they get ya so of course before he could cancel they sent him the second box and charged his bank account 50 bucks. well as i said he is poor so his bank account was over drawn seeing as they billed him. so now he had to go fix the problem at the bank and explain to them what the charge was for and remember it was COCK PILLS. Well thats not the best part. We had to go to his house to get the order # so he could cancel the order. when we get to the apartment he realized that he had locked his keys inside and we had no way of breaking in. we tried every thing the old credit card in the door trying to get in the window he even climbed up the side to the second story and tried the kitchen door. Well i told him we had to call his landlord and get the keys but his landlord is very nosy so he had to tell him why we needed in the house and now his landlord thinks hes some kind of pervert and is trying to find a reason to evict him. It was one hell of a time. just wanted to know if you thought this was funny let me know would ya