danielleschneider

Since this is my last post, I thought I’d pose some really important questions that have been taxing my brain as of late. Why must these mysteries haunt me so?!!!

I am so bored because all my friends are away for the summer, and by my friends I mean Hiro Nakamura ,Gossip Girl, Hurley, and that chubby kid from two and half men. The only thing that seems to be on lately are reruns of Law and Order. I watch them all; regular Law and Order, Law and Order: Criminal Intent and even Law and Order: Rape. At this point I’ve seen almost every episode like a million times and I’ve noticed that Law and Order rules are also life rules. Here are some of ...

I recently saw the homeless guy that lives in my neighborhood park working out at my gym. Well, technically he’s not homeless as he lives in his car, but I was still surprised to see him next to me on the Precor machine at Ballys. I always thought Bally Fitness was like the poor man’s CRUNCH, now I realize it’s the homeless man’s CRUNCH.

It’s almost here!! It’s almost here!!!! No, I’m not talking about my period, ‘cause I ain’t seen that shit in like three months, I mean the summer Olympics. I LOOOVE the summer Olympics! Oh, and when I say the summer Olympics I’m obviously just talking about women’s gymnastics, because I only like sports that involve dance and sparkly outfits.

Hey Everyone, my name is Danielle Schneider and I’m going to be exposing myself to you this week. No, I’m not going to get physically naked, I’m going to get emotionally naked and bare my heart and soul to all of you. By the way, my soul has huge jugs.