Danielle Schneider

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DUI? I Do! | Be a Celebutante Ep. 4 (2:05)

Getting a DUI is a MUST for every celebutante. Here, the heiresses show you how to make your DUI work for you. Created by and s...

Web Series: Be a Celebutante (4 of 4)

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What's Your Aids? | Be a Celebutante Ep. 3 from BeACelebutante and Danielle Schneider

What's Your Aids? | Be a Celebutante Ep. 3 (2:41) If you wanna be a celebutante, you have to look like you care about others. Here's a few easy ways to get some quick charity cr...

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Moneymaker | Be a Celebutante Ep. 2 from BeACelebutante and Danielle Schneider

Moneymaker | Be a Celebutante Ep. 2 (1:41) Every celebutante needs to make extra cash but no one wants to do REAL work. Ew! Here's some fast ways to make money without li...

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Babymaker | Be a Celebutante Ep. 1 from BeACelebutante and Danielle Schneider

Babymaker | Be a Celebutante Ep. 1 (1:48) Babies are all the rage in Hollywood right now. The heiresses teach you how to get your own without ruining your vagina. Create...

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I need you!!

by Danielle Schneider, Friday July 11, 2008

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Since this is my last post, I thought I’d pose some really important questions that have been taxing my brain as of late. Why must these mysteries haunt me so?!!!

-Why will they only let Ron Pearlman play monsters? Yeah, he’s kind of fucked up and crazy looking, but so is Tori Spelling and they don’t make her put on a lion mane.

-Do hot jailbait girls really wear long socks with their bathing suits? I know American Apparel thinks they do, but It seems highly weather inappropriate for a hot da...

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