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Unfortunately Named Doctor
More Like The Best Escalator Story
New Entry for Headline of the Year: Girls' School Makes Intriguing Offer
World's Biggest JTT Fan
The Funniest Police Blotters Ever Printed
The Police Blotter at its Finest
Hopeless Romantic Has Priorities in Order
Totally Normal Ad for a Vibrator
The Reason Grandpa Never Sent You Any Letters
The Classiest Ad Placement
Reaching Compromise in a Marriage
Just Your Standard "Pregnancy-Taco Snafu" Involving Fergie
In Ten Years I Hope to Be
And The Winner for "Best Ferret/Gadhafi Headline" Goes To…
Newspaper May Want to Rethink This Beach Headline