Dan

Things I learned from the ABC Mini Series, "Jacksons: An American Dream", which I recently rewatched for the first time since 1992.

If I were having sex with the pregnant mother of my child, I wouldn’t be concerned with the standard worries - poking the baby, crushing the baby, etc. I’d be focused on impressing the baby.

Sometimes I confuse “blogs” and “AIDS”.

The dumpster outside my apartment reads “Do Not Play On or Around Lid”.