39 videos totaling about 1 hours

I Masturbate Like A Woman .... (01:07)
(2 of 99 Chapters) My grandmother taught me the most valu...

My First Gangsta Party In LA (02:19)
(3 of 99 Chapters) I went to my first Gangsta Party after...

I Poop On A Date (00:46)
(4 of 99 Chapters) I always get great girls and then I me...

My Grandpa Was Dirty... (00:53)
(5 of 99 Chapters) My Grandpa had some great advice but t...

Inside The Bionic Woman's Panties (01:01)
(6 of 99 Chapters) I like to talk about serious issues an...

Thick Eyebrow Chick (01:04)
(7 of 99 Chapters) Sometimes life throws you some obstacl...

My One Big Ball (01:37)
(8 of 99 Chapters) I said it. I've got one and if Lance ...

One Armed Bastard! (02:09)
(9 of 99 Chapters) People are always dirtier than what yo...

Functioning Alcoholic (01:10)
(10 of 99 Chapters) I’ve never really felt that I meant a...

Night Ranger Bouncer Fight (06:32)
(11 of 99 Chapters) Sister Christian Is My Favorite Song....

Dutch Oven Gone Wrong! (01:01)
(12 of 99 Chapters) I couldn't have caused that. It can'...

The Boy That Cried Wolf (01:38)
(13 of 99 Chapters) Take care of all parenting with one s...

My Valentine I Miss You! (01:18)
(14 of 99 Chapters) Got drunk and missing someone who was...

Your Dad's a Dueshe! (02:10)
(15 of 99 Chapters) We were in love. It was the pressure ...

Whoop It Up Girls (00:22)
(16 of 99 Chapters) 20 seconds and I'm jealous cause I ca...

Mexican Stand-Off! (02:12)
(17 of 99 Chapters) These are some scary dudes. You can a...

28 Beers Later (00:36)
(18 of 99 Chapters) This is all I got after 28 beers. I'...

Muscle Car, Road Trip And Crushing Things! (04:57)
(19 of 99 Chapters) Yep. Sometimes you gotta break some ...

Dumb Tommy Quit Smoking! (01:28)
(20 of 99 Chapters) Yes he did.

Took My Kid To The Mall (01:15)
(21 of 99 Chapters) My ex-wife finally let me see my kid!...

Naomi Watts Banged King Kong (01:24)
(22 of 99 Chapters) Kong talks too much when he drinks. ...

The Day Momma Died - Now A Mother's Day Tribute (02:10)
(23 of 99 Chapters) It's not funny to me but everyone els...

My First Porno Shoot In LA (05:36)
(24 of 99 Chapters) It's real and true. Let me be the re...

F*%k Chuck (00:47)
(25 of 99 Chapters) Sorry it had to come down to this but...

Drinking At Church w/Gangstas (02:26)
(26 of 99 Chapters) Got drunk and stoned in a church par...

My Vagisil Commercial (00:42)
(27 of 99 Chapters) Spring cleaning!

Dumb Tommy's Drug Search (01:37)
(28 of 99 Chapters) He's not just an April Fool. He's a ...

I Fell In Love Mofos (00:39)
(29 of 99 Chapters) There's a lady who has captured my he...

IRS Tax Day Bar Chick (00:44)
(30 of 99 Chapters) A girl walks into a bar.

I Pissed Blood Yesterday! (01:56)
(31 of 99 videos) One Armed Bastard #2 and One Big Ball #2!

I Masturbate Like G W Bush (01:17)
(32 of 99 Chapters) A 65 year old coke-whore recently tau...

Insurance Fraud Rules! (03:17)
(33 of 99 Chapters) When I first moved to LA we took &quo...

Vandalism Comes This Way (01:40)
(34 of 99 Chapters) Dumb Tommy got pissed off and someone...

Sometimes I Cry Damnit! (01:34)
(35 of 99 Chapters) I get drunk and I can't control myse...

The Best Sex Ever! (00:46)
(36 of 99 Chapters) The best sex I ever had!

Dirty Steve Arrested In LA #1 (01:49)
(Chapter 37 of 99) A little while back, Dirty Steve cause...

Getting Even With F%&kers (01:02)
(38 of 99 Chapters) Dirty Steve taught me some stuff abou...

Making Love And War (03:00)
(Chapter 39 of 99) My blind brother moved to LA with his ...