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Rookie Secret Service Agent Buckley gritted his teeth in anger, figuring... more »

Rookie Secret Service Agent Buckley gritted his teeth in anger, figuring out that this was the second year in a row that he had fallen for the old "Can you cover the Bush-plug at Crawford State Fair" April Fools gag.

The Pentagon, still spiteful over Congress' repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't... more »

The Pentagon, still spiteful over Congress' repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell', releases early its revamped winter urban camouflage for particular new recruits.

Miguel, aka the notorious Mustacher of Terminal D, let his guard down... more »

Miguel, aka the notorious Mustacher of Terminal D, let his guard down temporarily to bask in the moment of his greatest feat yet, stepping back amongst the gathering crowd with glue bottle and fresh cut pubic hair in hand, marveling over his latest accomplishment with immense pride.

Popping open the lid of the cooker and scratching his head in confusion,... more »

Popping open the lid of the cooker and scratching his head in confusion, Huang swore he had put white rice instead of brown in earlier.