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cptspaulding

licking envelopes for the taste

I am pretty awesome. I am a writer(not paid yet) I have aspirations to be in the film industry, but Minnesota isn't the land of opportunity. There are just a few things that one must know in order to know me. I am an asshole, but in the name of comedy. I don't really give a shit about most "real" issues. I just bought a video camera so be prepared for some unsolicited videos to rape your eyes. I don't really have a defined religion, but my fathers family is Jewish and my mothers family is christian. I got the bases covered(ass long as those damned mormans don't fuck it up for all of us.)

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