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coyotejohn

You should all be wearing helmets and riding the special bus.

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What about me? I think if someone feels like wearing a duck, they should feel free to do so. Wombats, of course, are not to be worn after Labor Day. That's a major Fashionista Flub. Yes, I am originally from Big Rock, Illinois. There is so such a town. Google it and see! It's about 50 miles west of Chicago. You believe me that there is a Chicago, don't you?

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