Hall of Fame
Eh, what's there to say really. Some of my many accolades include rewriting the first draft of the Patriot Act, killing Versace(Andrew Cunanwho?), starting and ending grunge music(big fucking mistake on both ends), and single handedly bringing down the free market. My future plans involve a congressional hearing, some embezzeling, and possibly a stint at a maximum security prison with my girl Martha. What can I say? I rule too fucking hard.